Petit moment de solitude dans la campagne americaine...

A voir absolument, mdr!!!

http://stupidcelebrities.net/2008/11/01/palin-prank-call-video-sarah-palin-pranked-by-comedian-pretending-to-be-sarkozy/
(la video est a la fin de l'article)

Sarah Palin received a prank call Saturday from a Canadian comedian who pretended he was as French President Nicolas Sarkozy and telling her she would make a good president someday. You can take a listen to the Palin prank call below.
When the “fake” Sarkozy asked her about being the president one day, Palin laughed and said, “Maybe in eight years.”
Palin campaign spokeswoman Tracey Schmitt confirmed she had received the prank call.
“Governor Palin was mildly amused to learn that she had joined the ranks of heads of state, including President Sarkozy and other celebrities, in being targeted by these pranksters. C’est la vie,” she said.
The call was made by a well-known Montreal comedy duo Marc-Antoine Audette and Sebastien Trudel. Known as the Masked Avengers, the two are well known for prank calls to celebrities and heads of state.
Audette, posing as Sarkozy, speaks in an exaggerated French accent and drops ample hints that the conversation is a joke. But Palin didn’t seem to pick up on the hints.
He tells Palin one of his favorite pastimes is hunting, also a passion of the 44-year-old Alaska governor.
“I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun,” the fake Sarkozy says.
He proposes they go hunting together by helicopter, something he says he has never done.
“Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together while we’re getting work done,” Palin counters. “We can kill two birds with one stone that way.”
The comedian jokes that they shouldn’t bring Cheney along on the hunt, referring to the 2006 incident in which the vice-president shot and injured a friend while hunting quail.
“I’ll be a careful shot,” responds Palin.
Playing off the governor’s much-mocked comment in an early television interview that she had insights into foreign policy because “you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska,” the caller tells her: “You know we have a lot in common also, because … from my house I can see Belgium.”
The Sarkozy impersonator tells Palin his wife is “so hot in bed” and then informs her that Bruni has written a song for her about Joe the Plumber entitled “De rouge a levre sur un cochon” — which translates as “Lipstick on a Pig.”
Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama derided his Republican challenger John McCain’s call for change in Washington as “lipstick on a pig,” days after Palin made a lipstick joke at the Republican convention. The McCain-Palin campaign then released an ad implying Obama was calling Palin a pig with that remark.
The caller asks Palin if Joe the Plumber is her husband and adds: “We have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France. It’s called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit.”
He also tells the Alaska governor that he loved the “documentary” made about her and referred to a pornographic film with a Palin look-alike made by Hustler founder Larry Flynt.
She answers tentatively, “Ohh, good, thank you, yes.”
The callers then reveal the prank and identify themselves and their radio station.

Que du bonheuuuuur... Ou pas, et les elections sont mardi...

On croise les doigts...

AN AMERICAN IN PARIS

Petite blague de Brad...

An American is having breakfast, in Paris, one morning (coffee,croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sitsdown next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

>> Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"
>> American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
>> Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France,we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycleit, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states." TheFrenchman has a smirk on his face.

>> The American listens in silence.

>> The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
>> American: "Of Course.">> Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).
>> "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then weput all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transformthem into jam, and sell the jam to the states."

>> After a moment of silence, The American then asks: "Do you have sexin France?"
>> Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.
>> American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've usedthem?"
>> Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."
>> American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container,recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France."

Et "jeux" (je sais, copie d'agricool... pô bien... Mais trop drole!!!)
http://humour.delirant.com/insolite,13,AssMaster.php
http://www.10mg.nl/ => sauver un lapin, cause plus noble???

Le dimanche, 16h30... et tjrs pas sortie...

... nen nai mare... Vivement le WE prochain!!!

Et puis j'ai plein de diaporamas plus marrant mais j'arrive pas à les télécharger: quelqu'un a une solution pour telecharger des fichier autres que photos ou vidéos???

Samedi, toujours... Mais à minuit!!!

Après le test d'anglais...

cliquez sur: http://www.rutmp.fr/qm/testangl.htm

A vous de jouer...

(je veux vos scores...)

Le samedi, 14h et pas encore vu la couleur du ciel...

Que fais une blonde avec l'oreille collée contre le mur d'une maison???

Passque je le vaux bien...

Hé oui, poulet:

Présent de valoir:
je vaux
tu vaux
il vaut
nous valons
vous valez
ils valent

(je me culturise en mm temps...)

Réponse: Elle écoute de la House...