AN AMERICAN IN PARIS

Petite blague de Brad...

An American is having breakfast, in Paris, one morning (coffee,croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sitsdown next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

>> Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"
>> American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
>> Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France,we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycleit, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states." TheFrenchman has a smirk on his face.

>> The American listens in silence.

>> The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
>> American: "Of Course.">> Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).
>> "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then weput all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transformthem into jam, and sell the jam to the states."

>> After a moment of silence, The American then asks: "Do you have sexin France?"
>> Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.
>> American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've usedthem?"
>> Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."
>> American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container,recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France."

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